We now venture into adult-cereal territory. When you want your milk to turn into bloody sweetness, a bowl of Frankenberry will do the job like none other. And there aren’t enough strawberry-themed kids cereals out there. You’ll see all the cereal monsters on this list, but Frankenberry beats them all because this cereal eats like a dessert. Not only does it taste “perfect” it also has the most violent and satisfying crunch of all the cereals on this list. You’re welcome.ĭescribe the taste of Captain Crunch with using the word “sweet.” After an hour of mulling it over, we came up with: Heavenly, devine, non-Appley and yum-yum. Despite the funny and somewhat appetizing name, this cereal tastes like nutty, grainy, milky hair.
#CEREAL SMORZ CRACK#
So why did they crack the top ten? Because we want to warn all the children of the world. ( Click here for more of our dollar store treasures.) We’re gonna be rich!įor one dollar, you can walk into a store and come out holding this box. And now you know why we’ve begun selling: Honey Nut Starkist Tuna, Honey Nut Kleenex and Honey Nut iPads. If you demand more from your breakfast meal, then you ask too much, Princess.īetter than Cheerios in every way, the Honey Nut brand outsells all other cereals, including the original. And this cereal reminds us all that once…Mr. We would pay good money to see a reboot of this series. T had his own cartoon, in which he palled around with gymnasts. Second, this commercial.ĭuring the lovely ‘80s, Mr.
It ranks high on the list for two reason. There is nothing, we repeat, nothing wrong with Lucky Charms. (Who thinks red balloons and moons are lucky?) But a day with a clover or horseshoe resting in your belly means a day of joy and good fortune! Plus, even the non-marshmallow pieces are disgustingly sweet.
Yes, some of the so-called charms are suspect. It tastes good, but this is number one for a whole different reason. Post developed their foodstuffs as a way to combat sexual frenzy.) Grab a spoon and cancel lunch. The true story of cereal is funny and interesting. I’m gonna put cow juice on flakes of flattened grains and bits of crunchy, puffed up corn,” said a genius. What more could a classy diner ask?Ĭonclusion: Smorz ain't smores - but it ain't bad, either.“Hey. However, the cereal bits have a crisp snap to them, especially if you're diligent about re-sealing the plastic bag that holds them, and the light chocolaty after-taste is thoroughly pleasant, making post-breakfast belching a pleasure instead of a risk. The squares lack a genuine graham-cracker flavor and the marshmallows suffer a bit from the ol' Kellogg's gumminess - although less of it than some other products the company makes. Truth be told, Smorz doesn't taste much like actual smores at all. Then I went through a period where I thought it was completely lame. Taste: When Smorz first came out a few years ago, I thought it was one of the best new cereals in ages.
#CEREAL SMORZ MOVIE#
The offer of a free search light ("by mail with four tokens") is accompanied by a side-panel crossword puzzle with clues like, "This red fruit tastes great on top of cereal" (pomegranate?) and a back-cover word search topped by the term "VILLAINS." Like, for instance, George Lucas, who can't leave beloved old movie franchises well enough alone. In addition, my version of the box includes continuing hype about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which has dominated every Kellogg's cereal package not pimping Kung-Fu Panda for months. The bowl beneath it is loaded with cereal pieces that are notably darker than the real thing and marshmallows whose streaks are sharper and more distinct than their equivalents inside - not that anyone is supposed to notice. This sweets sandwich looks good enough to eat, even if it is printed on cardboard. As if I wasn't doing that already.īox description: Great logo: The word "Smorz" is spelled out vertically in marshmallowy letters rimmed by gooey chocolate, with graham crackers serving as both ceiling and floor. They're supplemented by cylindrical white marshmallows featuring streaks that are supposed to make diners think of chocolate. Smorz Kellogg's Rating: Three spoons out of four.Ĭereal description: Corn-flour squares with rounded corners and a color scheme that runs the gamut from tan to light brown that's quite a range.
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